story of the day:

loserslol:

i woke up at 3pm and i went downstairs and my dog pee’d on the floor…

AND IM HOME ALONE….. SO I GOT A WHOLE TISSUE ROLL AND JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON THAT.

i go upstairs to the toilet and my dog ate the tissue……………….

oh well………

so i cooked chicken.. and it says 8-10minutes, so i got them out……. and they looked uncooked.. so i put them in 5minutes more……

and now they taste like shit..

but i still don’t think they’re cooked.

IF I DIE, I LOVE YOU ALL